I find that talking about being more productive, clean and generally not lazy tends to make me feel better. Never mind the fact I am never getting things done and crying a little inside, but whatever.

No seriously. I’ve put off so much this week that I am so far behind. My kitchen is a mess, my living room is in a mess and I am terribly behind on needed work. Plus, I haven’t worked out in…in…maybe…FRIDAY, yeah I worked out Friday. Yoga is always on Fridays and I did do that. I’m getting so fat. Stupid me.

I have done nothing but eat Dorrito’s, ice cream, jelly beans, drank coke and all the chocolate in the house. Well, not the peanut butter chocolates. I don’t like those. Those are Amy’s. Baby, I didn’t eat your candy. Thought about it, but just couldn’t do it. I did, however, dive into your ice cream.

I hate the fact that it’s swimsuit season and I’m horribly unfit for a comfortable one piece. Boo on me. Speaking of swimsuits, I’m desiring this one so badly! I want it in Saffron!

Well, this lazy ass is going to go watch her movie and eat her girlfriend’s ice cream. Mmm…good times for me.

Oh and I leave you with this picture…it’s my kitchen.

May not seem as messy, but I’m NOT showing you the sink. That, my friends, is the worst part. And the stove. And the dishwasher. Well, everything else.